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1. REDDIT TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR FULL
2. REDDIT TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR SERIES
3. REDDIT TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR SIMULATOR

A series of encounters that sees players needing to claim victory over particular enemies with a certain budget available for units.Īpplying those kinda rules to TABS is actually an incredibly interesting experience. If Sandbox mode doesn’t do it for you, leap into the game’s campaign. I spent hours just seeing how many halflings in Tweed jackets it would take to pull down a woolly mammoth when I finally had my answer (roughly 100 or so, they were surprisingly hardy), I thought to experiment with how many firework archers it would take to launch a woolly mammoth into the air. Yet TABS stays fresh way longer than I expected, offering players so much to do, with more content consistently being added. Games built on the gimmick of silly physics and bizarre scenarios often lose their appeal after a while, because that’s what most of these games are: A novelty propped up by a gimmick. That’s TABS distilled into a single metaphor and my God does it not grow old. Imagine if all the runners from QWOP picking up spears and declared war on each other. It’s hilarious to watch but so difficult to describe. Catapults send enemies flying through the air, measly shouts of rage turning to silly high pitched screams.

Units can barely walk before they stumble over their own feet, let alone deliver a killing blow with a sword. What makes it funny is just how wonky it all is. In the game’s Sandbox mode, you’ll be able to dump a variety of units onto the halved-up map and watch them beat the shit out of each other.

REDDIT TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR SIMULATOR

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a game that wants you to experiment and laugh at the utter absurdity of the events you can orchestrate. It’s difficult to really shoehorn the experience into one specific genre, but if someone with particularly waxy moustache were to ask me the question while they tied me to a railway track, I would probably offer up “puzzle” as an answer. Let me be upfront, TABS isn’t an RTS game. The single thing they all need to do to make the genre flourish again, reaching a new golden age of strategy: Dumb units with googly eyes. Yet after playing Totally Accurate Battle Simulator this week, I’ve discovered the flaw with RTS games. I want to feel like I’m making a difference, a badass on the field taking names and capturing flags, not watching some nameless units aim at the same place and wait for one side to lose. Like, if there’s combat in a game, I wanna be in that. But the truth is that I kinda found them…boring. I’d like to say this unease came from a disturbingly real sense of warfare, playing the role of a cosy general damning countless lives in your stead. Something about how distant you were from the combat never sat right with me. *HayBale Units (The Hay is soooo, stuffed that it blocks arrows.I’ve never particularly enjoyed real-time strategy games. *Bear (you would think this to be big dog, and I wouldnt blame you since theyres bear sized dogs) *Grappling hook harpoons ( used to be grappling hook archers) *Chest double Teamers (Store your treasured friend in a box)

*Club User 2.0 (Was really slow on this one, sry) *Reflector Swordsman (Doesnt cordinates, bubbles do it for him) *Mounted Minigun (can fire snakes and ballon arrows) *BouncyBall Catipults (More op than ice archers) *Knife Throwers (Skyrim shouldve had these) *Blink Dagger (also from stick fight it seems) *Snakes (also can be the ancient snakier that we all heard about) *Spider Mage (shoots webs and spiders later) *Snake Archer (hes gonna be in the game, but don't know what faction to put him in) *water, fire, air, (not much to back this up, but ok then.) *Earth Bender (Very cool, but doesnt seem very efective to multi flanks or fast charicters) *Super Archer (basically, the third holy sword attack I've seen from landfall, but buffed) *Dark Peasent (Second least likely chance) *Morning Star $? (Maybe is just the mace unit and were all freaking out) *Thief $? (can be in any faction above this, but I wanna put it in this one, also can be in medival) *Cenutar $? (Im guessing it will be here, but it most likely will) *Snakier $? ( may also be the snakes coming in)

REDDIT TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR FULL

*Greek Philosipher/Mathmatician $? (may not be in full release or in different faction) *Ice Archer $140 (Why are they so cheap!?!) I took the time to find info on every unit and cost, hope you enjoy!